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Only the roommate and I could turn something as wonderful and sweet as Wall-E into DICK JOKEZ.

Eric: oh god, that scene was the caulk for the crack in my heart
me:
haha you filled your heart with a cock
Eric: so?  women do it all the time!
me: oh i’m sorry i forgot about your gaping chest-vagina
Eric: 12 inches of healing.

My apologies to Pixar.

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