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Oh look, Calvin Johnson makes mixtapes. Now considering I find my Beat Happening records to be some of the biggest music purchase mistakes I’ve ever made (although I like “Let’s Kiss” I guess), the fact is that I am really intrigued by his girl group, soul, and c&w tapes. Even musicians I don’t particularly enjoy tend to have fantastic record collections. I would buy some of these tapes, but then I would have to say “I paid $10 for a mixtape by Calvin Johnson,” and I might as well stick a cock-shaped gun in my mouth and pull the jizztrigger right after those words are uttered.


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