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So last night I drunkenly wrote someone who I’ve cared about for a while blahblah, saying that it’s too hard to care that much lalalala, complicated frustrating emotions plus alcohol. But! I was very rational and thoughtful and lucid throughout the whole time, not all FUCK YOU DOUCHEBAG RAAARRRRRRR!!!! about it, which makes me feel good about myself.

And then a Morrissey song came on and instead of putting the back of my hand on my forehead and moaning, I went all LOL MORRISSEY U R SOOOOOO MELODRAMATIC!!

So basically I’ve finally outgrown adolescence, is what I’m saying.